So in our house there are these things called 'rules' and I have to say, that Im not really the biggest fan of them. Don't get me wrong, there are TONS of things that Im allowed to do and enjoy doing because really- lets be honest- I kind of have a tendency to run this household. Just don't let anybody else tell you differently.
A few things I love doing that are allowed, are the following: I like to snuggle. Im not a very good spooner, but I can definitely fall asleep with my head in your lap while you rub my ears. Until you stop. Then I will gently remind you by tapping my paw on your leg to keep going. Its only been 5 minutes! I love to just 'be' where you are. I will follow you around from room to room. I will bring my Kong with me if you are doing chores or anything. I guess if you can't give your undivided attention to me then I can fend for myself. But if you're not doing anything- then I would expect for you to either invite me UP on the bed to just sprawl out- or you can lay with me on the floor and give belly rubs. I love going outside for 5 minutes and then coming back in- and then go RIGHT back outside too- but never less than 32 times in a row. I love to chew on my designated socks (you know the old ones you give me that are ONLY for me- I can't get in trouble for these...) Love to go on walks yada yada yada.. you get it.
However, there are some things that I love to do that might be frowned upon. Please see the following. In the first picture I would just like to spend a minute about how dashingly handsome I am. Look at that posture! And my paws are perfectly situated hanging over the arm of the chair. Im just lounging and basking in the early hours of my morning routine. (Yes I have a routine but Im not sure you can handle the relaxation that it is just yet- it might 'jealous you'. Maybe I'll write about it soon) You can just put Regal Beagle on my collar and call it a day. But seriously- this chair I love it- but its a tad snug for me and my long appendages- legs, tail, nose. One could say that taking a break and lounging in this particular chair is frowned upon.
You know those things that you know that you're not supposed to do but they're just too fun NOT to do?!?! I know everyone has those. This chair is one of them. Im only allowed to get up on one piece of furniture in this house- and I would just like to say that I feel like Im getting the major short end of the stick. ONE?! I have a green chair- 'la sill verde' if you will... this chair has been mine since I was a wee lad. But I like this other chair too. Im not allowed on any couches- we have a leather one and another one thats new. I get big spankings if I get on the new one- its white and was custom made. Like I said in a previous post, "black fur on white furniture doesn't make you popular.'
I think that its quite alright to expand my furniture allowances to this other chair- and I don't think it should be a problem. Mom thinks its cute but dad says no.
See how cute I am looking off my new perch?! No?... then I hear "Get down Murray." Ugh. fine. These people. Let's just say my listening and obeying skills are improving.
Digging. Digging MIGHT be yet another example of something that is FROWNED upon. But I just don't get it. Whats a boy pup to do? It rains, I go outside, I dig. Its so fun!!!! I can't help it. Ive got the GREATEST nose ever. EVER! I love to frolic in the puddles and roll around in the mud. {best. times. ever. high five} One time my mom put cayenne pepper, and buried my poo in the hole where I was digging and it didn't phase me one bit!!! Except I kept sneezing a lot which was quite annoying. Overall, I grew up a little bit and haven't dug in quite a while. I'd say thats progress. See?!
Now here we have a classic example of what NOT to do!! You want to read your kindle outside and have a nice glass of lemonade right by you? Not a problem, Ill just help you drink it.
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